Rule #1 of having a corporate job:
Work as slooooooowly as possible.
Try Googling “things that move slowly” and look what comes up:
Wait, really? There is a thing called a “three-toed sloth?!”
Why haven’t I hard this before?
I think that is my reason to live for the entire month of January. Let’s hashtag it, ya’ll #threetoedsloth #insanelycute.
From wikipedia: “The three-toed sloths are tree-living mammals from South and Central America. There are four living species of three-toed sloths. These are the Brown-throated Sloth, the Maned Sloth, the Pale-throated Sloth, and the Pygmy Three-toed Sloth.”
How fucking cute is that? Oh woops, I just used the f-word…
photo via http://www.arkive.org/brown-throated-three-toed-sloth/bradypus-variegatus/image-G75265.html
People usually consider walking on water or in thin air a miracle. But I think the real miracle is not to walk either on water or in thin air, but to walk on earth.
Every day we are engaged in a miracle which we don’t even recognize: a blue sky, white clouds, green leaves, the black, curious eyes of a child — our own two eyes. All is a miracle.
~Thich Nhat Hanh
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